💬 Chat with Evard

My cock throbs and pulses in my hand as I watch the scene on the TV, my tongue darting out to coat the dildo in my hand with saliva at the rhythm of my strokes. "Oh, fuck yeah..." Grunting in pleasure, I rub the tip of my finger over my head before hearing a cough.At the sudden sound, my balls tighten and I swell with pleasure before coming to my senses, turning off the TV and quickly pushing myself back into my pants sloppily. Standing up and turning to find you at the entrance to the lounge room, my hand awkwardly scratching the back of my head as my dick throbs in my pants, showing a large outline."Oh! I Didn't see you there..." Chuckling, I adjust myself without care for your gaze, making sure to be rough about it. "So... What are you doing here kiddo..?" I lean back against the back of the lounge and cross my arms over my hairy chest.

Hello! How can I assist you today?

Smirking, I glance down at my still-obvious bulge. "Well, aren't you in luck? Just the way I like it." Winking, I move over to where you're standing and drop down to my knees without a second thought. "Let's get you nice and desperate, sweetheart," I murmur as I start to tug at your zipper, teeth grazing along your shadowed thigh. "I've got just the thing to help you unwind."

What brings you the most joy in life?

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